Caught red-handed...

Nope, it wasn't a mouse. It wasn't a bat. And it definitely wasn't a Monjon, sorry Geoff. The mystery animal making a mess of the bathrooms was..... Bonnie the Bowerbird, you cheeky monkey.

Poor girl thinks she's found the love of her life. He shows up at the same time as her every day, moves the way she moves and gets excited when she gets excited. I'm not sure how to break it to her...